It might be quicker to simply launch a 'Buy Lenni
a Plane Ticket' campaign fund.
D.
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It might be quicker to simply launch a 'Buy Lenni
a Plane Ticket' campaign fund.
D.
I was told that it was as tight as a witch's
minge... Please clear this matter up, Ian.
D.
Dear Johnny, may I remind you who spunked sixty quids worth of fucking Sapparo Japanse lager on you in Bedford( that was between putting fairy liquid in the coffee machine and ***************** in the van) I have never had a reputaion for being first out the taxi and last to the bar. That accolade goes elsewhere and you fucking know it. May I remind you who shared his ill gotten gains when that club in Blackpool gave away all that money they didnt want anymore?
Anyway I heard lenni was selling Magic carpets as well as sofas and soft furnishings. Izzy wizzy lets get busy!
It cost me more in fucking fines looking after you than any shitty land of the rising sun lager and proceeds from amateur crime sprees, now just buy Ali Baba a fucking plane ticket
Mr H is the one making all the cash, you'd think he would just buy the poor lad a ticket wouldn't you, only problem is, he's as tight as a camels arse in a sand storm
Why can't he buy his own ticket? Excuse me, Nice big house, good job,..whats with the charity here?
How about Lenni coughs up to fly us all there,
instead?
D.
Easy D, there's no NHS down there you know, if the poor lad has a Connery he'll have to pay for the aftercare as well, he's the one who used to tell me not to book too many London gigs because Mars Bars were 2p dearer down there
Haha!
That is very true. Lenni could lick the chocalate of a mars bar through the wrapper and leave it in the shop..... bare.